imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.
*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep
Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out
HEIL TOASTER! o/
"jesus was pro-sex work because he hung out with prostitutes" mfs when i tell them that he befriended them to guide them away from a sin and show them a better path and not because he was accepting of their lifestyle
why do i have to be on the frontline casting spells when i could be on the shoreline casting hooks
Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.
Can't frolic without legs, sandman.
fearthemeat
Bro hopped out the whip 😂
Boys will be boys
I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer
Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv
Is... is there a Fleshlight sleeve chiller?
Death Penalty
yknow i was wondering why i recognized this guy and then the username watermark finally caught my eye. and yall. its him.
